NEVER BeLIEve

INTRO - What do you Say? - UnBeLIEvable - Beliefs are (often) Wrong - KNOWing vs BeLIEving - Word Axis - 
BeLiel, Crown Prince of Hell - Screw Ups - Close Cousins - Hope - Faith - Languages - Butter - EXIT

Belief

Result

I believe our (sports) team is going to win!

They lose.

I believe in love.
I believe (s)he loves me.

You break up and / or are heartbroken.

You suffer from DEbilitating jealousy.

I believe he is a good man.

 You find out (s)he was a liar

I believe we will win this battle.

 You lose the battle.

I believe our product will succeed

 It fails.

I believe in God.

Things don't turn out right, then you say God is testing you.
Do you KNOW who God is?

I believe in Jesus

Does this mean you can do anything you want because
"He died for all your sins." Ahead of time - no less.
Do you KNOW Jesus? Have you met him?

I believe in <insert dictator of choice> 

 Dictator goes wild.

I believe this stock will go up.

Your stock plummets.

I believe my job is safe.

You get fired.

I believe that's the answer.

 You are wrong.

I believe my church is good.

Then you change churches.

I believe my pastor is a good man.

Turns out to be a liar or molestor.

Layoffs hit Haggard’s megachurch - MSNBC

I believe this diet plan will work.

It doesn't, or it works then you gain all the weight back.
Like a roller-coaster.

I believe in <insert religion>

Then you CONvert to another.

 I believe <insert magician> has special powers

It turns out its some cheap sleight of hand or illusion with prop.

 I believe this investment will pay off.

You lose money.

I believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy

Oh really?

weak beliefs

Uncertainty may still exist in your mind.
But you still deny that you could possibly be wrong.

strong beliefs

You've managed to CONvince yourself that something is true